“...and the hoarding of British Empire diamonds in gold nests like an evil chipmunk is no longer considered a sign of taste and distinction.” | Aidan Truhen (From: Seven Demons) "My life is being sabotaged by tunneling chipmunks." | David "Dave" Seville (edited of course)
シマリス 俳句 or 死んだ Chipmunk Haiku
CHIPMUNK HAIKU:
BITTY SKUNKS
I so hate chipmunks
I so love to hate chipmunks
oh they’re bitty skunks
DECEPTION
duped by Chip n’ Dale
chipmunks are Satan’s spawned sons
Disney deceived all
LORD OF THE FLIES (DESPISED)
chipmunks I despise
do no look them in the eyes
make them sleep with flies
LONER CHURL
what a silly girl
to think you are a squirrel
when you’re a lone churl
THE REMAINS OF THE FLAY
I hate maggots, but…
maggots eat dead chipmunks, so…
what remains to flay?
UNRESOLVED
vermin tunneling
rat trap snaps on top the head
oh Crap! there are more…
f6. シマリス; 俳句; 死んだ – English Translations
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